Tuesday, January 30, 2018

#TellTaleTuesday #AMuddyRedRiver #ContemporaryRomance


Two brothers, so unlike and so disconnected, live separate lives until fate forces them to face one another and resolve their differences.



REVIEW:

A Muddy Red River
D. A. Cairns
978-1-62420-162-2

Reviewed by Jocko Lee
4 Stars out of 5

The Muddy Red River follows a short time period of two Australian brothers as they blunder their way through life. One brother, at home in Australia, is having to deal with his love for his wife and his attraction to other women. The other brother, on vacation in Thailand, mostly loves himself but finds himself attracted to a bar girl.

They both deal with death and escape, one from the law and the other from his guilt. How they cope with their circumstances brings them back closer together.
 
All through the book I found myself in a hurry to get to the next chapter. At first I was more involved in the conflict between Rob and Jam than the other brother. Cairn’s practice of alternating chapters between brothers left me, at times, feeling like I was watching a captivating movie and it went to a commercial break. I rushed through the chapters dealing with Shane and Angela just to get back to see what Rob and Jam were up to.

Later in the book Shane’s situation became as compelling as Rob’s and I was hurrying to read the exploits of both. This book has made me want to read more of this writers work.


EXCERPT: A Muddy Red River

The stage was dark, except for a voyeuristic single spotlight which shone on a nubile dancer. Dressed in nought but satin hot pants and a pink bikini top, she mouthed the words to Blurred Lines as she writhed awkwardly around the microphone stand. Australian holiday maker and hedonist, Rob Archer, took a seat at a small table next to the wall to the left of the stage and gratefully accepted a glass of beer without looking at the waitress. The dancer began to sway gently, apparently abandoning sexy for a vague semblance of cute. Rob compelled his mouth closed and disengaged his eyes in order to survey the room. The temptation to remain riveted to the lame, yet somehow sensual performance of the dancer was mercifully curtailed by the end of the song. He joined the polite applause which mumbled half-hearted appreciation.
To the right of the stage was a circular bar, with a small dais in the centre that was slightly elevated above the level of the bar top. Another two girls were dancing there, similarly dressed in the sleazy attire of good time girls. There were no hot pants for these two though; sparkling G-strings and stilettos adorned their lower halves. An assortment of desperates, mostly foreigners, watched enthusiastically, clapping and cheering whenever either of the girls bent over or thrusted her pelvis. Some simply sat and leered as they nursed drinks and lustful thoughts. These girls seemed more comfortable with the attention, smiling frequently and blowing kisses all over the enchanted men.
Hostesses, or perhaps girlfriends, who could say, decorated the arms and laps of some of the spectators. Rob noticed two groups; one evidently enjoying themselves, the other patently not. He guessed the former were hostesses and the latter, girlfriends. The hostesses maintained intimate and frequent contact with their men. They laughed and smiled, occasionally leaning close to whisper in their partner's ears or to stain their cheeks with lipstick. The girlfriends on the other hand, wore vacant, disinterested looks, wishing they could disappear inside the smoke haze and escape this appalling personal insult.
Rob pulled a cigarette from the packet of Klong Thips which lay on the table but before he could light it, a flame appeared, accompanied by a sweet voice.
"You like something else, sir?"
The smoke from the full strength Thai tobacco seared his throat as he inhaled it, igniting the slow burn of the coffin nail. He opened his eyes to find a pair of almond orbs solicitously violating him. He accepted the intrusion.
"Whiskey, please."
"Just whiskey?"
Rob returned her smile then nodded.
"Mekong, okay?"
He nodded again. The waitress winked before walking away and his eyes followed her shapely backside through the dimness, as she headed for the bar. Lipstick was one of the quieter bars in the Nana red light district of Bangkok. Rob had been introduced to the erotic wonders of this part of town by an acquaintance with whom he had shared a few drinks and joints in a number of other sex bars which populated soi one and soi two on Thailand's world famous Patpong Road. Nana, he said, was way better. Lipstick had a reputation for offering friendly staff, reasonable prices and a wide selection of beautiful ladies, minus the so called lady-boys. So far Rob had found it thus, and he settled into the ambience as the music oozed from every hidden corner of the brooding premises.
The waitress returned, leaning across him and feathering his shoulder with her breasts. "Your drink, sir."
She lingered as he sipped the whiskey, savouring its bite. Her fingers caressed the back of his head, playfully tousling his hair. "Anything else, sir?"
Rob smiled as desire swelled and he surrendered willingly, inviting her to sit with him.
"Just drinks sir. You want friend? I send friend for you."
What a tease! He wrestled his anger into submission and dismissed the waitress with a wave of his hand. She smiled, evidently unoffended, and glided away.
Rob liked being called sir, and he loved the attention. The zing of lust which the waitress's delicate touch had elicited was stunning. Perhaps the atmosphere was pregnant with raunchiness and ribaldry. Perhaps he was desperate and lonely. Whatever the reason for his reaction, Rob felt cheated and frustrated by the waitress. Though he knew the game well, and happily participated whenever given the chance, it could still be incredibly annoying.
He took some more whiskey, appreciating its strength, knowing that subsequent servings would be watered down. The main stage was deserted now, the peephole spotlight swallowed by darkness. Rob turned his attention to the crowd at the bar, which dwindled as the dancing girls finished their routines and stepped down into the arms of the two men who had stuffed their respective bikini tops with the highest amount of five hundred baht notes. He had no idea how they kept track of their earnings when their bodies were engaged in such bawdy acrobatics, another impressive trick of their trade.
One Klong Thip chased another, in pursuit of a succession of whiskeys, as Rob sat and watched the next performance, then another. He pressed the side of his watch, raising it closer to eye level as he struggled to read the time. Then he called a waitress over.
"I'd like a friend, please."
"No poplem, sir. You like table friend, short time or long time?"
"What's a table friend?"
The waitress laughed and playfully slapped his arm. "First time you come, huh?"
Inebriation thankfully overrode irritation and embarrassment. "Yeah, first time here."
She moved suddenly, snatching a chair and placing it beside Rob's. With her backside perched on the edge of the chair, she pushed her face close to his. Much to his chagrin, Rob flinched, which made the waitress laugh again; such a cute titter. "I no bite you, silly man."
"Of course not," said Rob, as he closed the distance between them once more. "You surprised me, that's all. I thought you weren't going to sit with me."
Her finger was on his lips before he could utter another syllable. "You want to hear about table friend or you want blah, blah, blah?" Her free hand mimicked a sock puppet.
Rob listened attentively.

ALSO BY D. A. CAIRNS




BLURB

Angus has battled an obsession with sex throughout his adult life. Although outwardly a model husband and father with a respectable life and a well-paying job, he has a shameful secret life which he has become highly skilled at hiding.

Cassy is married to Angus and has no idea about his secret life. In fact, with her own worries she has been pulling away from him, emotionally and physically which is making his behaviour worse. Although she does not know it, Cassy is fanning the flames of an inferno which threatens to destroy their marriage.

Lovesickness: the eternal bane of humanity, the inescapable affliction which we simultaneously crave and fear. For Angus and Cassy, already in the thirteenth year of their marriage, the painful journey to true happiness has only just began.

Lovesick is a brutally honest and confronting story of love, sexual obsession and hope.


Monday, January 29, 2018

#MysteryMonday #YA #Mystery #Hazardous by Ruby Stiff





EXCERPT

Erika stepped out of the Fortitude Valley station, bags of shopping in either hand and watched the majority of the train passengers head to her left, toward all the nightclubs and bars. It was a Friday, only about 9 p.m. but already the Valley was winding up for another big night. Erika shook her head and began to head in the opposite direction, avoiding eye contact with the beggars who were already drinking from bottles wrapped in brown paper bags under street lamps. She reached the curb when she spotted a newspaper dropped on the ground. She would have ignored it except she recognized the face on the front.
Nestling her bags around her feet, Erika picked up the paper and straightened it. A small grin crept across her face as Robert Lansbury's face stared up at her in the street lamp. Possession of stolen goods, money laundering, dodgy banking practices… arrested a couple of nights ago it seemed. They really were throwing the book at him. Erika had phoned her uncle as promised to let him know her client collected and where she would find him. Detective Inspector Holgate must have dropped the phone, filled the search warrant out in the car and tripped every speed camera on the way to the Gold Coast to arrest Lansbury.
Erika didn't watch the news or buy papers much so she quickly flipped through the paper. Not much changed; muggings, rapes, dodgy sportsman, celebrities going nuts…same old same old. That was until she came across a picture of The Blood Diamonds. Erika examined the small article detailing the band's last tour and a handsome shot of the five boys sprawling in what looked like an antique library. Erika shook her head in disgust, hurling the paper into the nearby bin before picking up her shopping and trudging wearily home.
Tomorrow was Saturday, Erika's first free day all week and she had every intention of sleeping in then making herself pancakes, ringing Disco to see how she was, maybe finish the book she was reading or play guitar or do some drawing. She didn't know or care, she just wanted to chill out. Stamping up the top steps of her apartment she unlocked the door before picking up her shopping and stepping into the darkness. Instantly she felt the hairs on her neck prickle as she spotted a figure lounging on the armchair in the darkness. Dropping the bag she flipped the light on.
Stretched out in her leather recliner, cowboy boot-clad feet resting on the coffee table was Patrick. Erika stared at him as he sat there, looking at home with a glass of whisky in one hand, dressed in the standard skinny jeans, white shirt and leather jacket. He looked up, his infamous wicked smile creasing his lips as he lifted the other hand in the same cheeky wave he did before swiping the guitar out from under her nose.
"You," Erika hissed. To her relief he seemed to be alone, no Ilesha or band-mates.
"Hi. Can't believe you have just left this Ballantine sit to waste," Patrick rolled the liquid around one of Erika's cut crystal tumblers.
"It's maturing unlike you," Erika snapped. "What are you doing here? How did you even get in?"
"Ouch," Patrick grinned before motioning carelessly over one shoulder. "Climbed onto your patio through the kitchen window, you don't even have a security system for me to tamper with."
She should have guessed, she used that method all the time when she locked herself out of her own apartment on an embarrassingly regular rate. Mind you she was surprised he pulled it off in Cuban heel boots; kudos for that.
Erika looked back at Patrick to find him watching her. The way he sat there, smirking and looking all at home, riled Erika in a heartbeat. She squared up and held the door open.
"Get out."
Patrick tilted his head to one side, pretending to look hurt. "That's not very nice."
"Get out of my apartment, now," Erika glared.
"I see your client got nabbed," Patrick ignored her. "Such a pity, I guess it's lucky his contracted thief has slipped under the radar. Again too, I might add. Still paying Gary?"
"I don't pay Gary anything, you know that," Erika growled, picking up the shopping and heading into the kitchen after kicking the door shut. She didn't think she would get rid of him that quickly but it was worth a shot.
"Oh sure," Patrick grinned.
Erika dumped the stuff on the bench and glared across. "You have exactly a minute to tell me what you want then I will kick you out. If it's about the guitar the Police have it."
Patrick drained his glass before leaning forward to drop it on the table. "Yeah, I know. Ilesha and I looked into hacking into the system at the station where it’s being held but I can't be bothered. Let it go back to the original owner, I've had my fun. Mind you it was nice catching up with Bullets again. She still hates me and she's still a better crack shot than she is cat burglar."
"So what do you want?" Erika pressed.
Patrick got up and wandered over, his boots clomping on the wooden floors; stopping on the opposite side of the bench and dropping his chin into the heel of his hand. "I wanted to see how you were. I mean seeing you drugged up to the eyeballs hardly makes up for–"
Erika held her glare in place. "Stop wasting my time Patrick, I know you're not here for sentimental reasons. What do you want?"
Patrick sighed with a gesture of frustration. "Ok, ok. I need your help."
Erika flicked up an eyebrow in genuine surprise. "Really? What about Ilesha?"
"I don't want Ilesha involved in this," Patrick muttered running his fingers through his dark hair making it curl even more dramatically.
"Oh, so you thought you would involve me. So considerate but also so typical of you," Erika sneered.
"Please, Erika. You don't think I would fly down here, break into your apartment and be here pleading for nothing?" he repeated.
Erika leaned on the bench with a frustrated sigh. "What mess have you gotten yourself into?"
"Someone double-crossed me and they need to be taught a lesson."
"I thought everyone in the music industry was out to backstab."
"This isn't the music industry. He is a night-club owner but he dabbles in lots of other things too. He owns a bunch of places, but I was going to buy one of his trashier joints a do it up, a side project to keep me from stealing rare guitars and getting into mischief. Ilesha loves clubbing, well so do I, clubbing is very much part of our weekends and having our own would be cool. It was going to be a birthday present to her; Bat City, I was going to call it too. Anyways, I picked this place because of its location and the price was good. Money went under the table and I thought it was sweet, until I turn up there a few days later to find the place being demolished," Patrick explained.
Erika snorted with laughter. Patrick stopped and glared. Erika turned the snort into a cough, mumbled an apology and motioned for him to continue. "Turns out the club was condemned and should never have been offered for sale. Naturally I can't take it to any legal person because no one in their right mind buys property off a club owner without putting it in black and white. But we were mates so I thought we were sweet. Should have know it was too good to be true."
"So you intend to teach him a lesson," Erika said.
"Yep."